These guys are *not* role models!

Beavis & Butt-head Sitting on the Couch
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I am Cornholio (17 K) I am Cornholio I need tp for my bunghole (31 K) Cornholio - Bathroom (917 K) Cornholio - Bungholio (399 K) Getting a boner (46 K) Chill Beavis (52 K) The fatter they are, the fatter they fall (26 K) The family jewels are secure (21 K) What are you, a dumbass? (16 K) I've still got a Woody Woodpecker (21 K) You are a beautiful woman (26 K) Bathe her, and bring her to me (34 K) Number One, I order you to go take a #2 (33 K) Kick him in the 'nads, Beavis (14 K) Well I'll get a tattoo of a butt that has a butt-shaped tattoo on it (72 K) What are you, some kind of butt ventriloquist? (29 K) Peek-a-boo! (22 K) Snug 'nads (12 K) Insane in the membrane (Beavis sings!) (21 K) Dammit dammit sonofabitch (short) (14 K) Dammit dammit sonofabitch (complete) (190 K) (Woody Woodpecker laugh) (32 K) Come out with your pants down! (30 K) So girls have a crotch? Hmmm, I'll be damned! (37 K) Choke your own chicken, dude, what's wrong with you?! (22 K) We don't have time for a yeast infection, either (21 K) Don't try to rip us off, butt-wipe! (18 K) Aaaah! Don't touch me, ass-wipe! (14 K) Aaaah! He's trying to touch my wiener! (16 K) Let go, pervert! (9 K) He's a pocket fisherman (13 K) I'll get a tattoo of a butt on my butt (28 K) Do you know the answer?! (15 K) You just made a fatal mistake, Mr. Candy-Ass! (33 K) I do the ass kicking around here! (23 K) What does the Chinese guy say? (59 K) (Mr. Candy) Oh - you're goin' down, Soldier-Boy! (28 K) Anderson.wav (208 K) Bareass on TV (56 K) Beavis and Butt-head Laughing (32 K) Beavis Laugh (14 K) Beavis' Rap Part 1 (517 K) Beavis' Rap Part 2 (300 K) Don't Make me Smack You (55 K) Don't Make me Shove this thing up your But (39 K) Hey Baby, Wanna Wrestle (57 K) That was not Cool (32 K) It doesn't get any better than this (32 K) Butthead's Laugh (10 K) Tastes like Chicken (218 K) Cool (5 K) Were in the Crapeteria (48 K) dahdah.wav (51 K) DahDah (64 K) Diarrhea cha cha (52 K) Fire! Fire! (77 K) He He (45 K) We were in Burrito (56 K) Look out for the Klingons around Uranus (107 K) Hey he said mother (82 K) I'm getting a stiffie (46 K) We are there, Dude (26 K) I was about to have a Wetdream (143 K) Where is the Bratwurst (53 K) Wanna Wrestle (15 K)

Soundtrack From Beavis & Butthead Do America

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